Yes, you read that right.
In a truly sensational moment that shook the political gossip grapevine harder than a Lagos traffic update, the former Labour Party presidential candidate, Obi, delivered what can only be described as a sarcastic standing ovation to Tinubu for staying true to his word: continuing where Buhari left off.
Honestly, give the man a round of applause. He kept his promise. What more do we want?
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"Tinubu Is a Man of His Word!" — Obi, Probably
Let’s get into the juicy details.
During a visit to Bauchi State Governor Bala Mohammed, Obi couldn’t hide his... admiration? Frustration? Flirtation with honesty? He said:
“Tinubu promised to continue where Buhari stopped. If you look at it, Buhari left the dollar at about N400; today, it is about N1,500. Rice was about N40,000; it is now over N100,000. Fuel was about N300; it is now over N1,000… So, he has done exactly as he promised.”But let’s pause for a moment and really think about this.
How often do politicians actually do what they say? Tinubu promised continuity—and boy, oh boy, he delivered. Whether it’s inflation, fuel price gymnastics, or the dollar doing backflips, this administration is going full method actor in its role as Nigeria’s economic shock therapist.
Plot Twist: Maybe It’s All Part of the Master Plan?
Now before you go blaming Uncle B, take a deep breath. Maybe—just maybe—this chaos is intentional. A cleansing fire. A purification process. A nationwide detox from years of wasteful spending and “we go survive” economics.
Think of it like this: Tinubu isn’t crashing the economy. He’s breaking the bad habits, detoxing the addiction to subsidies, and giving Nigeria the tough love we never asked for—but probably need.
Because let’s face it, we’re not in this mess because of one year in office. This is a team effort from past regimes, with Tinubu bravely carrying the baton through the final lap of nonsense.
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🛑 Obi’s "Indonesia Example": Cute, But Have You Met Nigeria?
Obi also waved around the Indonesia comparison card, saying:
“Indonesia turned its economy around in ten years. Nigeria’s GDP has dropped from $500 billion to $200 billion. Our per capita income fell from $3,500 to under $2,000.”Very touching.
But we’re not Indonesia—we’re Nigeria! Home of the never-say-die spirit, the jollof supremacy, and Nollywood, thank you very much. While other countries are busy with ten-year plans, we’re rewriting our script every quarter. We may not have it all figured out, but by God, we’ll freestyle our way to greatness!
And hey, at least we’re not boring.
Nollywood and Tinubu: The Crossover Event We Never Knew We Needed
Let’s not forget—Tinubu is a man of drama, style, and plot twists. In many ways, he’s giving Nollywood a run for its money. The economic policies? Cliffhangers. The cabinet appointments? Suspense thrillers. The reforms? Definitely horror-comedy.
But here’s the plot twist nobody saw coming: maybe, just maybe, the chaos is the progress. Growth doesn’t always come wrapped in shiny packaging. Sometimes, it shows up like a bad Nigerian movie with horrible lighting—but you still watch it because you know the ending might slap.
And look—we’re not saying things are rosy. But the man is working. He's tackling subsidy reforms, opening the economy to foreign investors, and trying to stabilize what others messed up. Give him a little time, abeg.
Mr. Obi We See You
We love Peter Obi for his passion, his spreadsheets, and his deep affection for GDP metrics. But sometimes, just sometimes, he sounds like that uncle who reminds everyone what they could have done better—after the wedding jollof has finished.
Sure, Nigeria has issues. But respectfully, sir, if you’re not in the driver’s seat, maybe ease up on the backseat driving. Let the current actor finish his scene before we start screaming for a sequel.
Dear Nigeria: We’ve Been Here Before (But This Time, Maybe We’re Waking Up)
For real though—beyond the sarcasm, the headlines, and the hot takes, there’s a real conversation to be had. Nigeria’s at a turning point. Either we keep recycling the same tired scripts, or we start producing something fresh—something award-winning.
Tinubu’s administration isn’t perfect, but it’s bold. And sometimes, the most dramatic plotlines lead to the biggest payoffs.
Nollywood Nation: Let’s Talk, Laugh, and Hustle Through It
While Obi’s one-liners keep the tea hot, let’s not forget who we are: resilient, loud, creative, and unshakable.
Let’s not just wait for the government to fix things—let’s create, collaborate, and invest in ourselves. Nollywood didn’t rise by waiting for policy. We made something out of nothing. And if our leaders are fumbling the bag, well... we’ll just sew another one.
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Over to You, Spotlight Fam!
Did Peter Obi nail it? Is Tinubu doing what needs to be done, just in a way we didn’t expect? Are we all starring in an unscripted reality show called “Nigerians React to Inflation”?
Drop your hot takes in the comments! Share this with your group chats! And remember—whether it’s politics or pop culture, Nollywood Spotlight keeps it spicy, keeps it sarcastic, and keeps it real.
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